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I AM BACK WITH A BANG

Saturday, March 31, 2007

10:05 PM

Okay, i know it has been almost a week since i last blog, but im really caught up with work and when i can finally find some time to blog, blogger refused to let me sign in so it's really not my fault and i've got so much to talk about actually, let's get started.

Today is a public holiday in Dubai (dun ask me what holiday, i really dunno), so i dun have to work, finally can wake up late and finally get to do my laundry! i haven been washing my clothes since i moved into my new room and tats lk more than a week and my laundry bag is getting too full man. And me and lanny actually planned to go clubbing on friday since saturday is a PH and i dun have to work but guess what? before a PH, there's something called "dry day" which means all entertainment joints will be closed. The first thing on my mind was: How they expect people to enjoy their holiday like that?! tio boh?? wah lan eh, forget it, anyway i've already gotten over it. no clubbing suah, lim pei watch DVD. So in the end, i spend my thursday night watching DVD n relax at home.

And on friday, my manager jio me go shopping with his wife n nephew and another chinese manager. We went to this mall called IBN BATTUTA mall, its fucking big and quite nice. It's lk a theme mall, they segregate them into different country theme so they have like India court, China court, Persia court, Tunisia court, Eygpt court and afew dunno-what courts. I took alot of pictures but i need to borrow a thumb drive then i can upload them using my office computer. And then later in the night we went fishing but catch no fish n the wind was so strong i was almost freeze to death.

And then talking about office, hur hur hur. Knn i got alot of things to say man. I've officially made TWO (2) enemies in the office. One BIG fucker n one small fucker. The small one is only a kah kia so im not so pissed off with her but the BIG one is really one BIG mother fucker. HE is a fei li bin ren and he is the chai wu jing li. Im using hanyu pinyin becos i access my blog from the office too in case he come across this that dumb ass won't know he's being fucked upside down here HAHA. It started off with a small misunderstanding and he just got to complain to the boss but that asshole forgot that his boss happens to be of the same ethnic origin as me, chinese.

He actually wanted to warn me that the office is his territory and dun wan me to mess ard with him, and he tried to handle me lk how he handles the rest of the fei li bin ren but cheebye do i look lk a fei li bin ren to you? And of cos i never throw face lah, i gave him a taste of sin jia bo ren's power, so he dun give me face, i oso dun give him face and you guys shld know whn i dun give face dun come n tell me your father or mother is george bush or queen elizabeth, lim pei boh chap xiao. I didnt get into any trouble but from that day onwards i know that this man is no simple man but now he oso know that lim pei no simple too. He better watch his ass, anything he do wrong n let me catch, i will make sure he pack his bag go back fei li bin.

Now im telling u guys about this lk damn relak, i tell u ah that day when this matter happened, lim pei's face is as black as cadbury dark chocolate. That's all for today kids, pls update me with any available singapore stories. Pau, im happy that alac found a job finally but if she ever quit pls dun let me know ok? hahah later tio gan. And cole, i hope this entry will enlighten you alittle, u know u dun have to be vulgar by using vulgaric words, sentence structures n expressions r also an important part of vulgarities hahaha u slowly learn lah.

Boring..

Sunday, March 25, 2007

11:23 AM

It's a boring morning.. too much boring.. I'm waiting for the driver to fetch me to headquarter office. Anyway, mission impossible accomplished though with lotsa hiccups but thanks everybody, i will be collecting the lappy from lovy later in the evening. Lanny fly off le.. Bye lanny..

Clubbing was pretty good on friday night, i had 3 stellas (cos buddy wasn't available) and a tequila shot (Pau i thought of u u know) and some vodka shit. Then lanny as lousy as ever, got high from a glass of vodka cranberry and some whiskey.. Aniwae i saw alot of gay boys at the club, dunno they're thai or filippino.. Oh, i tell u one bot of johnnie walker cost 800 dirhams which i think is about S$300 plus.. i was like: knnbccb! kill people put fire izzit! ( erm, jill lk tat u understand?)

Wo yao qu office liao, byebye..

Angry Angry ALL OVER!

Friday, March 23, 2007

4:46 PM

I haven't been blogging for the past few days cos i was busy at work and moving house. And then, today i heard some singapore stories and im feeling all angry now. You all think discipline master not around you all can anyhow izzit? Take things in your own hands huh??
Anyway, i don't want to say too much here, message has been communicated n dessiminated. And while Dubai having sand STORM, i think Shanghai having earthquarke now, if you guys noe what i mean. I hope you all know what ur doing, don't always give the same shit different smell.
U all sibei sart, im so far away still can make me angry. Too much good.

Anyway, i'm going clubbing with lanny tonight. i hope to see her pretty japanese n british crew mates to neutralise the bad vibes. I want to have as many heinekens as i can have (within my budget) tonight.

Ah lian, y never email me? i've heard abit from my spy but i wan to know full story, i wan to gossip! and you never online, EMAIL ME!
Vern, you know the best thing about a new job is not about having friendly colleagues or interesting job duties, it's about having HOT BABES as your colleagues or your boss! when they are hot, it's at least okay if they are snobbish ahahah i like.........

Mission Impossible

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

11:58 AM

Dear members of bcemos, thank u for participating in the mission impossible but pls pls make sure all tasks complete on time, i know there's very limited time but nabei we can make it right! Special call to Cole, you've been activated for the mission so pls crawl out of pasir ris and call jill about ur mission immediately. And also, ah pa would like to tell you tat u've kena alot of complaints u noe?
Jill, here's your chance to be out of probation becos if D is not so busy you wouldnt get to be the commander hahah mebbe i can put in a few good words for u?

All right, yesterday i met up with Lanny n her 'san pak' crew friends they r nice n funny pple and it jus feel so comfortable to hear proper english n hokkien n lingo lk "wah lau eh", "nabei", "sibei sian" becos for the past 9 days i've been communicating lk this:

Me: (in the car) Can turn up the aircon? I'm very hot.
Filippino colleague: Huh? Whatt?
Me: (body language - hand faning my neck n pointing to the aircon control)
F: Oh, u wan the A/C to be bigger? too much hot?
Me: Yes, A/C bigger pls, i'm too much hot.

So, it goes on. when i'm suffering from muscle ache, i tell them: my leg too much painful.
Cool right.

Okay, tat aside, im very happy becos i've found mahjong khakis! obviously they are lanny's singaporean crew friends lah so i can get a life here afterall. And yesterday i had my first beer after 9 days! yeah i was looking at the menu at a hotel lounge, turn n look at lanny (gave her the sibei consoling look) and said: it's my friend....Heineken.... I think lanny oso buay tahan me so she jus said: order lah! friday bring u go clubbing lah. Then i, HAHAHAHAH OKAY. So happy.

Roof over my head

Sunday, March 18, 2007

10:29 AM

It's 10.29am Dubai time now, i logged on to my msn and found nobody online becos all my dear friends must be still slping after late night clubbing :(

Anyway, on a separate note, i'm glad to announce that i've finally found a room of my own! (Kaew pls read this) I've rented a room, which is the future love nest of me and kaew, from a Indian family (i know all of u must be thinking luckily it's kaew and not baobao). They are quite nice people and the wife is a doctor so at least i get free treatment when im sick hahah. And the lucky thing is they are indian hindu, which means we are able to cook bak ku teh in the house.

Kaew, i will be moving in tomorrow and today i will be buying all the essentials like T.V, dvd, bedsheet, table and chairs etc so when u come over you can live comfortably so u better treat me better whn ur here by cooking me whatever i want to eat.
Baobao, when kaew is coming over, can you pls prepare the very shiok home-made sambal chilli and let kaew bring over, like ALOT ALOT. That's the only thing i know i can count on you, unless tingting is allegic to chilli smell HAHAHA

That's all for today, IKEA here i come!

Greetings from Dubai

Saturday, March 17, 2007

12:32 PM

Hello! To all my friends, here it is, my first blog entry.

Special thanks to 'Disease Killer' for setting up this blog for me and also dear Pau who tried so hard to think of a blog name for me while NAKED. And kiasu baby who left the first comment b4 there is even any blog entry. Please let my BCCs know about this blog k becos as you guys know:
D: Buried in tonnes of work
A: Busy drinking, slacking and making Pau happy
K: Always travelling or log on her computer once in a blue moon or do not surf the net at all when she's attached
B: Don't have a computer at all and busy babysitting we-know-who

Anyway, time flies and it's almost a week that i've been in a place where 1 out of 10 people you see is a Chinese. But nevermind, let me share some interesting facts:

1) If you thought that Singaporeans are bad drivers, then wait till u drive here. You'll meet the WORST drivers on earth.
2) There are 9 carrefour in Dubai itself, not including neighbouring states.
3) Everytime i go to supermarket, I'll see arabs pushing trolleys with things worth more than 1000dirhams inside (that is about 500 sing). They are so rich, if they like your product they buy them in cartons.

To be Con't...

And about myself, I look out of my window everyday hoping that kaew will drop from the sky and land in my room. Currently im staying in an apartment where:

I can wash my clothes
I can bathe
I can heat up food with the microwave
I can store leftover food in the fridge

I cannot cook
I cannot surf the internet
I cannot watch T.V (friends you know how difficult it is for me)

I mix around with malaysians, filippinos, indians, pakistanis and arabians now. My best friend has got to be Dunhill Menthol Lights. And i haven had a sip of beer till now. I miss my buddy, his name is Heineken. And the best thing that has happened, i chatted with my ex-gf online and she told me she love her gf. Other than that, im really quite okay here. Hahah.
Till then, pls wait for the next entry and hopefully i can get my internet, webcam all up asap then i can call you guys up or at least post some pictures!

Much love from GG..

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

1:45 PM

black background for a true BCC!

hope you will learn to love your blog because we'll all be coming here religiously to check up on you! :D

LOVE,
EMO-J!