SUAY to the max!
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
6:35 PM
wah lan eh! I think my lucky star went on vacation, i is really suay until don't know what to say.
i feel like screaming! i want to scream and let out my anger and displeasure!!!!!!!!
Let me tell you what happened.
The day before yesterday. Me and kaew went to meet jacky to watch soccer match, Liverpool vs Arsenal. Being an avid fan of Liverpool, we all gathered at a small pub in Bur Dubai. We arrived at 8.30pm (pls be informed paid parking end at 9pm), im not being stingy or what lah but i just couldn't believed that bloody cheebye Fathima of middle eastern origin will come and fucking book me at 8.34pm. NICE right. 150 dirhams. no sweat.
NEVER MIND.
Yesterday. My stupid car tyre chose to puncture! The only lucky thing was that i was on my way to my head office so i managed to park it in a parking lot and got the office boy to change the tyre for me. THEN GUESS WHAT? the bloody spare tyre is punctured too!!! DOUBLE NICE. I had to call for help, and go change the tyreS.
NEVER MIND.
Today. We have a promotion going on at the head office of a major petrol company. Basically everything went well until the end of the promotion, i helped the helpers to move the items back to the truck. And then at the carpark, this cute looking bird chose to SHIT ON MY SHIRT!!!!!! that's it man. !@$!@$@#$!@#%!@#$!
You all tell me lah. WHAT IS THIS?? Sibei suay but want to find a temple to pray also DON'T HAVE! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So in the end, being a typical singaporean, guess what i did?
Dialled +6562999901.
G: Hello mummy ah, can help me buy 4D? I tio jiao sai.
Mum: hahaha really ah? I help you buy if win you give me half the winnings huh.
My mother is an opportunist. Nice.
to my super ex-girlfriend
Monday, October 22, 2007
11:57 AM
Hmm, i don't know exactly what happened but i do hope everything's fine. you get especially uptight when it comes to problems related to your family, i know. anyhow, always feel free to drop me emails if there's anything, my jumbo is big enough to hold almost everything even smelly things ;p, you know.
Tomorrow, i should be heading to muscat once again to kickoff new promotions in oman, so fatty wei qu ni le. Oh yah, kaew and i are dying to have another round of mahjong like real soon?! cos stupid jacky (i know u're reading this HAHAHA) won alot of $$ while pretending to be tired and sleepy?! hahah poor lulu lost close to S$100... zhen ke lian..
But then again, talking about ke lian, i think this other friend of mine has got worse encounters. i should say rotten luck. you know who you are lah huh, you always want to ACT anonymous. The friend who kena fined for smoking malaysia's cigarettes! hahaha. Only two words to describe: FUCKING SUAY. But orh lah orh lah, gerald sayang you.. I haven't stop cursing those undercover cops who caught you since the day i read the entry, and also the sang-por who was late! TSK.
Loves!
oman retreat II
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
12:00 PM
Some pictures from oman trip. check out the scenery, it's really not bad. i heard it was even better before the cyclone hit it.
blue blue sky
damaged bridge from cyclone
Starbucks by the seaside
he's the problematic nephew that im talking about.
The Hummer H3
oman retreat
Friday, October 12, 2007
9:57 PM
I'm outstation in muscat for an exhibition so poor kaew is alone in dubai but bear with it fatty i'll be back tomorrow night. The trip to oman almost killed me, almost 6 hours drive and i really don't fancy long drive cos you really need to concentrate when u're driving on a road where other drivers speed at 140km/h, some 180km/h. tsk. And then, tomorrow i have to drive another 6 hours back to Dubai. TSK.
On a brighter note, im beginning to feel more like an expatriate becos i haven't spend a single cent of my own money for the past 2 days and the manager who went on the trip with me went back to dubai this morning and left me with my boss's Hummer H3 and he just text me 5 mins ago to tell me that he had just transferred 100dhs to my mobile phone hahaha sibei song.
But above all, the happiest thing is RAMADAN IS FINALLY COMING TO AN END. YAY! so can go drinking and clubbing! can buy food at any time! can smoke while stuck in the traffic! can drink water when thirsty! and WINTER IS COMING! no more 50 degrees hot sun! no more heat rash! no more hot water while bathing!
Life is good now.
