L.U.S.T
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
9:32 AM
bedtime talks
Sunday, August 26, 2007
4:35 PM
last night before kaew and me fall asleep, we lied on our bed and had some small talks. Our conversation went like this:
Me: Kaew, if you're a girl (as in from a girl's point of view) give me a reason why you will fall in love with each of us (referring to BCC).
Kaew: (giggling) hmm..
Me: Start with baobao ist. Why you will like baobao?
Kaew: pls lor, wo shi bu hui xi huan baobao de lor.
Me: aiya! ru guo lah!
Kaew: hmm... becos she very funny lor, can make jokes and all..
Me: then drake leh?
Kaew: very smart and brainy lor..
Me: then alac leh?
Kaew: her height lor..
Kaew: then you ah, becos you very sociable butterfly and fun.
So now it's my turn to give my reasons for falling in love with each of you, as a girl. In alphabetical order. (And while i was typing, i realized its much easier to think about what i don't like about all of you! hahaha)
Alac: Becos she look very weak so make people feel like taking care and sayanging her. Just like how this very sweet lady by the name of E**** is taking care of her now ;)
Baobao: NO COMMENTS. HAHAHAH. No lah, becos she's damn fucking hilarious? And she's the only one who can fight with me in making silly jokes. And i think a girl will be pretty amazed by how a butch can be so tiko?!
Drake: Becos she's witty and smart.. pretty boy who's a closet YOK heeheehee and when she dance you will feel like hooking her up. HAHAHAH.
Kaew: Seriously her hairy and manly legs doesn't score. BUT she can fucking cook! and she take good care of her gf when she is NOT ANGRY.
NOW, all of you must write an entry on the same subject. NOW. *ROARS*
LULU IN THE HOUSE YO!
Thursday, August 23, 2007
11:18 AM
Dubai Proudly Presents Perfomer of the Century:
Fatty Kaew LuLu!
Born in Thailand bred and raised in Singapore, Kaew started her acting career when she was just 12 years old starring as a RMD a.k.a Rich Man Daughter in a film directed by famous director Pai Mei Chun. However, her acting career wasn't successful due to her poor acting.
Her BIG break only came in Year 2000 (actually don't know which year) when her singing abilities was discovered and recognised by a super star manager (i think her name is GG).
Kaew is now the lead vocalist of superstar band, the Supercult Band, well-loved by cool n hip teenagers (HAHAHA). She will be holding a personal concert at the Central Mosque scheduled next week. Please book your tickets early to avoid disappointment!
I just wanna tell you guys ah fat has safely arrived and sleeps in my arms everynight. we will take care of each other and we will try to take as many pictures as possible and post it on our blog. we are looking out and will be getting a new flat so that ah fat can cook for gg and we will also have internet in the house so that we can chat with all our loved ones. gg will help ah fat to settle in the new environment as soon as possible so that we can do something on our own to earn alot alot of money to buy gifts for everyone. we miss all of you.
I've a new photo in my wallet :)
Blood International Ltd
Monday, August 13, 2007
3:47 PM
In response to your blog entry, we're BCC Global Corporation. Working towards being a MNC within the next 5 yrs.
Board of Directors:
Human Resource Director - Gerald Goh
Information Technology Director - Alac Ng
Business Development Director - Kaewmanee Chuensamranwong
Sales & Marketing Director - Drake Woon
Public Relations Director - Justin Han
Positions as above due to:
Gerald cannot do I.T becos she will vomit at the sight of HTML codes and the company will kena virus everyday.
Alac cannot do Sales & Marketing becos Company will not make profits due to over-spending from entertainment claims.
Drake cannot do Human Resource. If not all employees will have no annual leave.
Kaew cannot do Public Relations becos she will turn public relations into private relations.
Justin CAN ONLY do Public Relations if not Company WILL CLOSE DOWN.
Management Team:
Human Resource Manager - Jill Seah (Best candidate cos this job no need to use much brain, just follow law. PS: thats why i chose this post for you and me heeheehee)
Information Technology Manager - Nicole Tan (Best candidate cos no nid to communicate with people, only face the computer)
Business Development Manager - Pauline Nah (Best candidate cos good flirting skills is highly preferred for opening new market)
Sales & Marketing Manager - Queenie Quek (Best candidate cos during low sales season, she may sleep around to meet sales target)
Public Relations Manager - Vernia Lim (Best candidate cos possesses SB quality. SB stands for social butterfly)
We have to outsource for Finance Department. I think anyone of us taking on the job company will file for bankruptcy due to misappropriation of funds.
We have opening for A&P manager, LY can i headhunt you?
August after July?
Sunday, August 12, 2007
2:53 PM
No! It's JUNE after July! Beloved June will be in Dubai for 3 days.. tat lucky bitch went paris for holiday on emirates airline but the same sweet bitch chose to transit in dubai before going back to singapore so that she can visit her super cute friends in dubai :) Don't worry darling, i will pick you up from the airport at 6AM but you buy breakfast heeheehee... So kaew, if you can get here in time then we can all go party together yeah! Oh yah, pls inform me once you confirm your flight details becos i need to submit your visa for stamping at the airport before they will allow you to get out of the airport.
Anyway, my sister called me earlier just to ask me where baobao is working now becos her friend want to cut hair and cannot find baobao becos our good friend keep changing salon. Can somebody tell me where exactly baobao is working or going to work? becos limpei oso dun know! Han Li Jing, that friend of my sis and your loyal customer is EDMUND. Or should i just tell him want to cut hair go elsewhere, want to drink/sing/fuck then go find you? sometimes i think of you i very sianz leh, but i still think about you hais...
And then, i've an email that goes out to.........
TO: qq@supercult.com
CC: scl@supercult.com
QQ, i've decided that when i go back for holiday in March 2008, i might take action to seize miss vernia lim from you for 30 days for some private and intimate aCtiViTies. But not to worry, in order not to disrupt your daily life too drastically, i will specially arrange another eligible lady by the name of alac ng to see to your special needs. Sorry for any inconvenience caused and thank you for your cooperation. For any comments/disputes, please send email to headofdepartment@supercult.com and attention it to Discipline Master.
i hate to come up with titles.
Thursday, August 2, 2007
5:24 PM
4 months and 22 days in dubai, finally i got my increment!!!! The first thing i'm gonna get is TWO shirts from ZARA now summer sibei sale 70% off!
But well i earned it, it's hell hardwork man but im not very pleased with my performance i think i could have done better. Nevertheless, i've gained good experience from the event and while im still learning, the manager threw in NEW job for me to LEARN. Knn, after marketing and promotions, now i gotta learn to do accounts and shipping! And to be honest, i know NUTS about shipping. I will make alot of new friends like B/L, L/C, C/O, P&L etc. Thing is, they all know me very well but limpei don't know them tsk tsk tsk...
Anyway, i realized i really have been missing out on alot of things especially with my friends and family and i seriously hope i will be able to make it up when i go back in next year.. i tell you all huh, i also want to go THAI DISCO! how can you all go to such sleazy place without me?!?!? you all know i itchy backside right! And then hor, i saw the RED CASINO! knnbccb, if im in singapore i sure jio the whole world there, hai.. but nvm lah i hope next year they will have green casino or something :(
On a brighter note, kaewmanee chuensamranwong is finally joining me after so many months of uncertainty. I have a new soulmate, playmate, roommate heehee..
