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Blood International Ltd
Monday, August 13, 2007
3:47 PM
In response to your blog entry, we're BCC Global Corporation. Working towards being a MNC within the next 5 yrs.

Board of Directors:

Human Resource Director - Gerald Goh
Information Technology Director - Alac Ng
Business Development Director - Kaewmanee Chuensamranwong
Sales & Marketing Director - Drake Woon
Public Relations Director - Justin Han

Positions as above due to:
Gerald cannot do I.T becos she will vomit at the sight of HTML codes and the company will kena virus everyday.
Alac cannot do Sales & Marketing becos Company will not make profits due to over-spending from entertainment claims.
Drake cannot do Human Resource. If not all employees will have no annual leave.
Kaew cannot do Public Relations becos she will turn public relations into private relations.
Justin CAN ONLY do Public Relations if not Company WILL CLOSE DOWN.

Management Team:

Human Resource Manager - Jill Seah (Best candidate cos this job no need to use much brain, just follow law. PS: thats why i chose this post for you and me heeheehee)
Information Technology Manager - Nicole Tan (Best candidate cos no nid to communicate with people, only face the computer)
Business Development Manager - Pauline Nah (Best candidate cos good flirting skills is highly preferred for opening new market)
Sales & Marketing Manager - Queenie Quek (Best candidate cos during low sales season, she may sleep around to meet sales target)
Public Relations Manager - Vernia Lim (Best candidate cos possesses SB quality. SB stands for social butterfly)

We have to outsource for Finance Department. I think anyone of us taking on the job company will file for bankruptcy due to misappropriation of funds.
We have opening for A&P manager, LY can i headhunt you?