Fly Emirates
Sunday, September 30, 2007
6:35 PM
See Lanny, i advertise for you.
This is for the knnb-sibei- hiao-whom-i-love-very-much-friend who is interested to fly for Emirates Airline. I heard they are recruiting in Singapore in November and those who get in will start flying in January so hopefully this piece of news is useful to you. Please go extreme makeover or plastic surgery (if it helps) to fucking make sure that you get yourself in and fly over to Dubai so that you can see me everyday and fall more in love with me.
For more details, pls check the website yourself periodically so that you won't miss the damn date! And if you can, psycho more of your very fun friends to join you so that we can have hell lotsa fun here in this boring place.
Till then, i will be praying for you!
*chanting* na mo or mi tor fo, na mo or mi tor fo, na mo or mi tor fo....
Biology
Thursday, September 27, 2007
5:38 PM
Last night, kaew and i got home from work and felt very lost cos too early to cook dinner and too early to watch dvds. Then we started talking about really random stuffs. She told me supercult clan celebrated mid-autumn festival and ricky's birthday at the hospital, which is very sweet of you guys and its like totally so BCC and Supercult's culture. Loving. I can imagine the picture and feel the warmth, the only thing that i cannot see in the picture is me and kaew :( Anyways, happy belated birthday to RICK! suddenly miss bickering with ricky bitch. hur.
Then,
K: How many kidneys do we have?
G: Two.
K: Then we have 2 livers oso?
G: No, we only have one liver.
K: *hands moving around her stomach* Where are our kidneys?
G: *pointing to kaew where kidneys are situated*
K: What's the function of kidneys leh?
G: *kept quiet*feeling alittle annoyed and gave kaew the annoyed look*
K: Aiya! i never take Bio in secondary school what!
G: I also never take Bio in secondary school.
K: Then what about our heart? Orh! i know, our heart is to pump blood and provide oxygen right?
G: WAH, you know ah! so smart. not bad. not too bad.
K: *looking alittle shy* hahah, all i know of body is that stomach is used to hold food!
G: HAHAHAAHAH! You only know things associated with food!
G: Actually you know more than that, becos i believed you also know that ka chng is used to pang sai and cheebye is used for urinating and vomitting blood!
*whole room filled with our disgusting laughters*
When we finally settled down and stop laughing, kaew asked me whether i know if female ants and cockroaches will have menstruation. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
G: next life you be ant then tell me whether you have menses. if i become cockroach i will inform you whether i have menses. HAHAHAHAHA
K: *pout and yang orh* why must have menses! i don't like lah!
Next life, either kaew becomes an ant/cockroach, or she definitely have to take Bio as one of her subjects in school. And as i was typing, Kaew also shld know what her fingers are for. HAHAHAHAHAH. This fatty too much cute lah.
OH, i also have something to pau toh which ah fat refused to let me blog so interested parties catch me on MSN!
hey you.
Saturday, September 22, 2007
12:20 PM
hey you, watch your diet.take good care of yourself.get well soon.
i wish i could be there, tell you jokes.cheer you up.make you laugh.
to make you feel better than ever.sayang you.take away your pain.
hey you, vernia lim.iloveyou.
6 weird things about me
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
5:53 PM
Like nobody 'ying xiu' you, so i shall be mr. nice once again hahah.
Hmm, here it is:
1) I don't like to say one thing and do otherwise, but i like to do something and say otherwise.
2) I don't know why i always find it hard to reject people's request, especially my friends.
3) I will never eat any pig's organs no matter how u force me, they don't look like they taste bad but i just don't like to eat and i don't know why.
4) I think i'm the most complicated person in the world. You don't think so right? That explains the level of complexity that i've attained!
5) I always wish for someone who can understand me insideout, but at the same time i set up barriers which make it almost impossible for anyone to do so.
6) I like girls. This one i also don't understand why and i've never thought about it but i enjoy it VERY VERY MUCH.
Pau, u bitch. This entry almost squeezed my brain dry. We're not weird what, who's that weirdo who sabo you and make you post this entry??! Nothing to do izzit?! TSK.
Anyways, i heard nicholas's holding a birthday party and alot of 'hollywood stars' will be there. It's really such a waste that i couldn't be there, cos i would really love to see how Paris Mountain looks like after her jail term and Michael Jackson with his new nose. It'll be great if Lindsay Longan be there too, so we'll find out if Paris n Lindsay are really fighting over a man. Why need to fight? Justin Timberbao is a much better choice, thats why Britney Spare lives up to her name now......
WarninG
Sunday, September 16, 2007
5:32 PM
If all of you don't blog, me and kaew also not gonna blog. So, don't kpkb after that huh..
Anyways, i'm very bored now, i'm stuck in the office, i've got pretty terrible headache, my back and shoulder is aching like tonnes of rocks just fallen on them, i've ran out of Dunhill menthol lights (again) and the next batch only comes after the 20th, it's sickening, i need to go shopping, i wan to go bangkok like immediately to date thai girls (under influence of jacky), see all my friends and drink myself sillllllllyyyyyyyyyyy......
And something just for laughs. last night before kaew went to bed:
Kaew: why i always attract all the xiao char bors only, only xiao char bor will like me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ferry Corsten @ Peppermint
Thursday, September 13, 2007
10:36 AM
The ladies & the ladies' man
I know we looked very guai lan but sorry thats what we were told to do.
fav girls
kiss kiss
poutS
Elaine! One of my Dunhill supplier heehee.
See? They like me. look at my ccb face, i cannot stand it.
we were pretty high..
we had a great night
Part 2!
Thursday, September 6, 2007
10:51 AM
June in DXB - Day 2
Lanny and her sis's shoes collection!
The Gorgeous ;)
Kaew, so handsome!
bastard and the bitch
1/2 emirates girl
last pic b4 we finally leave the house
ladies in da car
ahmad AGAIN.
Madinat Jumeirah
suppose to be a candid shot. they're 'candid ready'
lomantic
venice?
see, kaew is well taken care of here heheh.
look at kaew's face. tsk. so ah peh
the asian boys!
really feels good to get drowned like this hahah
we rock dxb!
miss my cheeky look?
Lanny before.
Lanny after. hahah cannot make it.
sexy aaron
she's a bad girl. make pple drunk.
then she got drunk.
the real emirates girls
tannie.lyndy.lanny.
let the pictures do the talking
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
9:56 AM
June in DXB - Day 1:
Her flight was delayed for an hour. Tsk.
Her first meal in DXB haha. By Chef Goh. June teached me the potato dish, its damn nice!
At Lanny's hse. Getting ready to go hiao.
Long time no see.
Dinner @
T.G.I.F
Fatty n Blackie
burp!
Waiting for the princess
to finish shopping
She's finally done. So she joined us hahah
B&B
in da car
i am ahmad goh 
at Burj Al Arab
the 7-stars friends ;)
her arab bf
kaew took this many times becos she thinks she looks fat in the picture. BUT it's still turned out to be the same.
Eeee, pui beng.
burj al arab in my hands. heheh
kaew also wants a piece
Lanny lai finally back from her flight.
kaew behind the wheels
after clubbing look
HOME SWEET HOME.
To be Continued....
